I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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