return my video game
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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