dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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