Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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