I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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