.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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