dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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