try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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