Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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