That's intense
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
NoShamevember. You game?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just gargled with NyQuil
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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