p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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