Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
