Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
why is half of my head shaved?
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