Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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