and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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