my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
porn star boner night. come get it.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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