if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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