Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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