I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Couch. On fire.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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