3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
