Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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