would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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