I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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