I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Houston, we have a squirter
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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