I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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