So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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