Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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