Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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