My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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