Porn is love you can see.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
ok first of all what the fuck
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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