on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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