i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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