We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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