So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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