My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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