Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
