I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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