My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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