Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I have aggressive nipples.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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