How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm determined to sit on that face.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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