She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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