Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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