oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
