i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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