the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He shit in the fireplace
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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