and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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