So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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