So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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