The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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