My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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